Art of Seduction

Bad Pick Up Lines

1. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

3. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

4. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

5. Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

6. You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

7. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

8. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

9. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

10. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

11. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

12. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

13. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

14. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

15. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

16. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

17. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

18. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

19. Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

20. I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

21. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

22. Which one of the Spice girls are you?

23. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

24. In another life I think we dated and I dumped you. But I'm thinking that that was a mistake, and now is your second chance!

25. You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?

26. I just got this tan in Hawai'i. Why don't you call me when you want some of this tan to rub off on you.

27. I want to spend the rest of my life with you

28. What is long and hard, and right behind you?

29. You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

30. Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

31. You have beautiful hair. But it could be better. (How?) If it were spread over my pillow.

32. Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?

33. Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.

34. You're on my list of things to do tonight.

35. You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

36. My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?

37. You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.

38. Champaine can be tickly, and so can I.

39. I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

40. If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?

41. Do you have room in your life for another friend?

42. I'm easy, but it looks like you are hard.

43. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

44. Come over here and get a taste of America's Most Wanted.

45. "Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" Woman: "What's that?" You: "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight."

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