Art of Seduction

1. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

2. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

3. Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

4. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

5. Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

6. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

7. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

8. If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inchs.

9. Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

10. So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

11. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

12. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

13. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

14. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

15. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

16. Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

17. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

18. You make my software turn to hardware!

19. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

20. So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number

21. You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home

22. Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me? See,I'm trying to find someone. (Who?) Any girl/guy who'll sleep with me.

23. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

24. If you woke up in the woods with a condom in your ass would you tell anybody? Wanna go camping?

25. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

26. Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

27. Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.

28. Let's have a party in your shoes, and then invite your pants.

29. Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

30. Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.

31. I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

32. You look like my type: nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.

33. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

34. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

35. Let's let only latex stand between our love.

36. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

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