Art of Seduction

Stupid Pick Up Lines

1. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?

2. If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..

3. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

4. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

5. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

6. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

7. Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

8. Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

9. You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

10. My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

11. Got two nipples for a dime?

12. My name is Justin. Justincredible.

13. I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

14. Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

15. Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

16. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.

17. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

18. Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

19. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

20. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

21. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

22. I have a job for you.... but it blows...

23. Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

24. You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

25. I'm sterile.

26. Baby, I wanna take my extention cord and stick it all the way into your electrical outlet.

27. (Holding your nuts) Do you want "2 CDs" (see these) for a dollar?

28. You know what they say about guys with big hands. [What] Big latex.

29. (Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

30. Hi. I'm horny.

31. Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

32. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

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